Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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