idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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