"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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