i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
