You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Randomize
