i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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