Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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