If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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