puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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