Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
