i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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