do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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