What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Floor bacon is actually really good
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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