I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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