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you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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