O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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