There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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