Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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