y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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