doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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