My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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