My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
