Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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