Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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