I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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