in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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