no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
do herpes really smell.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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