I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
