How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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