this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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