FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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