eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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