i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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