it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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