I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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