See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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