I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You know, be my cock's hype man.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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