The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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