I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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