How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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