Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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