im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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