were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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