the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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