YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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