I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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