You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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