His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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