Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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