Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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