Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I smell like Dick and happiness
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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