Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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