I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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