on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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