your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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