no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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