your room smells of hookers.
And success
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
please don't ironically join a cult
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