you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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