i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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